So, basically, it looks like I'm not supposed to sleep at all. EVER. Observe:
12:00 am - My daughter is screaming as loud as she can because she was sleepwalking and woke up in her brother's room. Get her to bed by 12:30.
2:00 am - Somehow a flying beetle got in the house and was trying to fly through the window right above my head, buzzing and banging the glass trying to get to the light on the other side. Tried to ignore it, shoo it away, but failed. Finally turned on the light in the living room and then the porch to lure it outside. That worked - kind of. I could swear I saw it fly back in, but too tired to deal with it. Back in bed at 2:40.
3:20 am - It did get back in. It's on me. Back to bed after doing the bug-on-me dance and squashing it at 3:30.
4:00 am - Still awake after the bug. Now I'm thinking about stuff, including why I'm not falling asleep. Alarm goes off at 6:00 am. Better luck tomorrow.